It Felt Like A Kiss

"This is what we do nowadays."

This will be axiom number one in the Fit Crit Manifesto! (Coming soon!)

Don't Call My Name, Aubrey Beardsley

It has been averred in some quarters that Gaga's new video is not up to the standard of her previous outings.

Beg to differ.

The Art World Is A Mad World

Tim from The Apprentice - or Farmer Robert Martin, as I like to think of him - is becoming an increasing delight. Forced to sell to the "mad" art world, he revealed himself to be a bit of a Brian Sewell. On an artist who had herself photographed in other people's homes as though she lived there, Tim said "She's not an artist, she's a criminal!" I hugged myself with joy.

Other top moments included:

Slightly Tragic Update!

I just found out my new favourite author - Big Bob Tralins - recently died. About two weeks ago in fact. I'm reposting his obituary here, because it's a nice and funny tribute to an interesting guy. I'm also going to intersperse these factlets with some classic covers because they are OUT THERE.

Ultimate Postal Joy

Something arrived in the post today. I don't want to panic anyone, but...

EXCELLENCE KLAXON